THE GOONIES
1985, dir. Richard Donner
I do sometimes feel small and insignificant
but mostly I feel pain.
i’m sorry if my love is too much. i’m sorry if i’m too much. i don’t know how not to be.

The Little Mermaid 1989
Do you guys know how long it took me to work out that he has seven daughters because there are seven seas?
Decades.
WHAT
Which sea is Ariel?
Fucking red sea.
Have you seen her hair.Attina- Bering sea (Bering is the largest, Attina is the oldest)
Alana- Black sea (hair)
Adella- Mediterranean sea (personality is romantic)
Aquata- Coral sea (personality is shy)
Arista- White sea (hair)
Andrina- Caribbean sea (personality is carefree)
Ariel- Red sea (hair)
Omg.
WHAT
Was their mother the Dead Sea?
And I guess that makes Prince Eric Moses because he parted the Red Sea 😏
m*thers b like: well what am I supposed to do with all this trauma from my parents?? work through it and let it go??? no. it is my child who is wrong. I will simply give it to them.